Saturday, September 22, 2007


Lord. I thought four would be easier. No one and I mean no one warned me about the "funky" fours. This term comes from my Today's Parent email bulletins, they're really cheerful updates on your child's development. I signed up when I was pregnant and loved getting updates like "Your baby is 3 inches long and is really busy growing arms". Now I get ones like "Your child just turned four and is probably acting like the spawn of Satan. It's not just you, really. And hey, there's always wine".
Well, gotta go scoop out my ovaries with a spoon now.


susan opel said...

Wine and scooping out your ovaries? Oh, yes, that IS funny!

motherkearney said...

Freaking hysterical!