Monday, September 24, 2007

Pretending



I spend most of my day pretending to be somebody else. Now, I don't mean I'm having an identity crisis (that's a whole other post), I mean I have to pretend to be a princess, baby or other cartoon character, a lot.
As previously mentioned in the last post sometimes I'm even a body part. Yikes.
I thought it would be a phase. In fact as I'm typing this my daughter is telling me I'm Elizabeth and she's Sarah. I would say she spends easily 80% of her home time as someone else.
This is makes me wonder, what is so unpleasant about her life that makes her want escape? The twelve hour sleep, the endless toys, the brain stimulating activities are just too awful to contend with and she must escape into a dream world to process it all.
The crazy, neurotic, first time Mom in me also worries she'll grow up to be schizophrenic and be pan handling on Bloor street by the time she's 18. Or, she'll be an actress, who will probably also need to pan handle on Bloor Street.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Today's quote

"Mom, let's pretend you are my bum. Now my bum will talk."
Right. I'll get right on that.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Sigh

Lord. I thought four would be easier. No one and I mean no one warned me about the "funky" fours. This term comes from my Today's Parent email bulletins, they're really cheerful updates on your child's development. I signed up when I was pregnant and loved getting updates like "Your baby is 3 inches long and is really busy growing arms". Now I get ones like "Your child just turned four and is probably acting like the spawn of Satan. It's not just you, really. And hey, there's always wine".
Well, gotta go scoop out my ovaries with a spoon now.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

The first day...







Well it's done. Sid says it's fun to go to school, what else is there to say?